Smh my head

When the shaking of both “male heads” is needed.

This is what you say when the shaking of both male heads (upstairs and downstairs) is needed to a comment.

Grandma walked out naked!
Smh my head.

by Ghoulexplains December 16, 2022

rectal head capture

a condition where the subject has inserted his head up his asshole and it is now held captive in the rectum

rectal cranial inversion

with respect to a newbie on ebay and his unrealistic expectations of shipping time via the USPS he would be characterized as suffering from rectal head capture

by mtebob August 16, 2010

Smirfy Doodle Head

(n.) A person addicted to the drug heroin, often referred to as a "smirf". Seeing as the drug brings you brainpower down, you are referred to as a doodle head. Bring it all together, and you have a "Smirfy Doodle Head"

"I wish I never had to deal with that smirfy doodle head robbing me to get high in the first place, he ruined my night"

by h001200 December 30, 2011

flat headed bitch

1.What a Prospector will call a AA community whore that will trick with him 2. Prostitute

Get the head shed ready that flat headed bitch is on her way over.

by Waysickerthanu June 12, 2023

Tiki headed cunt

Usually a person who is spotty, big dum dum head and has a huge Jewish nose, usually said in defense of bieng called fat

Shut the fuck up you tiki headed cunt

by Fat man fargash January 14, 2020

giraffe on her head

A provocative position, when a guy stands with legs splayed, hands to the floor, and lowers his ball sack onto a partners forehead.

Liz had a giraffe on her head.

by thefriskyfrisky April 19, 2020

Head Out The Sunroof

When a man lays back, unzips his zipper, and sticks his “head” out the sunroof.

I’ve got my head out the sunroof.

by WheezyCheeze July 20, 2022