better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.

Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...

by СукаБлять March 18, 2025

Red people

When an Asian is racist against other Asians and doesn't conform to their own religion

Mimi had a nice life until she realized she was Red People. Unfortunately they didn't even get her bro

by pluli March 23, 2025

Red LED’s

Color of Leds associated w/ freakiest of freakazoids.

oh they a freak they have them Red LED’S.

by Scwrbs March 23, 2025

Red Mist Squidward

It starts off when Squidward practices his clarinet, then his practice gets interrupted by a salesman, the salesman says can I have a moment of your- Squidward: not interested. The salesman comes back but says the red mist is coming, Squidward is now having a depressional mental breakdown, crying really hard with hyper realistic eyes, he cries blood, but a scene later, he's in his house but he's not looking forlorn. Squidward has a gun and kills himself

RED mist squidward is too scary!

Yeah it scared me what

by PopCatty March 24, 2025

Dzell Red

Dzell Red is a fun, jolly person who loves to care for other people. Dzell Red may be selfish/selfless at times. She is daring and competitive to the things that challenges her. Dzell Red is loving but once broken she forgives but never forgets. She is a cute person.

"Dzell Red is a cute girl"

by HelaZz November 23, 2021

Red hood

This mf was trained by Batman. He has a killers Metallety.yes he can say the tf you thinking? He has two glocks he rocks black tims he fucked up Batman and made the joker rethink his sins

This mf is red hood

by Base69 November 24, 2021

madison redding

a madison’s redding has a cute face but one ugly ass personality. they’re always gemenis, ankle biters, deserve a good punch in the face. hard to love tbh

“did you hear about madison redding?”

“Oh that she’s a trump supporter. yes yes ofc”

by gaybb420 November 24, 2021