Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 27, 2017

Penis Chameleon

A woman who starts dating a man and instantly adopts all his favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also vagina chameleon.

That penis chameleon had no interest in death metal until she started dating that drummer, now it's all she talks about.

by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018

viral penis

someone that i used 2 know: pfft the penis went viral!

me: ph?

someone i used 2 know: NO! Cocomelon!

me: :flushed:

woah that viral penis has 200k views!

by procilten (not prociten) June 9, 2021

peni

Plural penis.

Gavin doesn't like penis

He needs to have peni

by enlargedPP April 25, 2025

big black penis syndrome

basically when ur penis is bigger than everyone else’s cos you’re a retard 🤗

“ i have big black penis syndrome”
“WOW! your penis is so so so much bigger than mine!! “

by a girl 😗✌️ September 29, 2023

penis

because you were to fucking dumb to think that you would find a full cock here

your dumbass thought you would find penises just because you scrolled down your now the biggest penis i ever thought of

by a bro with some fucking sense September 9, 2020

penis

Penis is normally what only the superior can ahve a taste of.It is most commonly used by slutty girls who are going through a break up and want revenge sex.Most women now in 2019 would much prefer the juiciness of some old wmens clit, hower there still is women who do love dick and have sexual fantasies about that stiff dick penetrating their tight pussy.You should always keep hold of them straight people because they are the only people who can multiply on this earth.

Guy1;Swear everybody hates penis
Guy2;No i love it penetrating my ass

by rebecca big batty December 11, 2019