Brown Hail

When a person shits pellets on another person

"Yea Tommy let his brown hail loose on me last night"

by Ronnoc760 February 15, 2025

Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.

Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.

by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025

BROWN WHALE

When two fat women roll around in their own shit.

Watching that brown whale made me throw up.

by Joe Seff February 20, 2025

Brown Water Rafting

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.

Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025

brown shampooer

During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)

My chest still stinks after that brown shampooer

by Dick Shon Neary February 22, 2025

Aaliyah Brown

This girl has a very close resemblance to miss piggy. Her favourite pass times are shagging drug dealers and police officers in the back of cars, and also stuffing her face with greggs (and anything else that remotely resembles food). She claims she’s fucked in the head due to mental health.. but in reality, she’s just an attention seeking bitch.

Stevie: “Who’s Aaliyah Brown?”
Jack: “That big fat bitch from Prestwich”

Stevie: “Oh yeah, I know who she is now!”

by Jack Finlay February 25, 2025

Brown Anvil

defecating

Robbie dropped a brown anvil.

by sigmadawg February 28, 2025