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ball squeeze jeans

jeans that are way to tight on your balls. Extremely aparent to.
canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants

space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts

canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
by Space Turtle October 18, 2006
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balls ass hot

A high, muggy, sweaty environment that is usully found when a large group of people are in a small area. Balls ass hot is detected by a person's crotch or anus. See swamp ass. Used to describe the temperature of a location, not of a person.
It's balls ass hot in your house, Dave. Let's all go outside.
by Sweating Tom July 30, 2007
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morning after balls

The nasty, sweaty, slimy and stinking mess that is your crime scene after a particularly heavy night. Usually the state of them will offend even yourself, and you are often in such an extremely hungover state that you have missed your opportunity to shower that day. The only cure is to scrub thoroughly and treat with Gold Bond. This can have various causes such as: 1)dancing all night, allowing for a sufficient coating of sweat to turn rancid while you sleep; or 2) after a night of particularly excessive sexual exploits, the 'maturing' of 'love fluids' on the affected area.
Today is probably one of the worst days of my life, I've got a beastly hangover, don't have any of the right books for my lectures, and a killer case of morning after balls. Can I borrow your shower?
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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Ball-sack Vinaigrette

A slimy and oily fluid, or perspiration, that sits between the scrotum and the inner thighs, creating the sticky balls sensation or schleg. The notably pungent smell of the fluid is often mistaken to be balsamic vinaigrette.
Mr. Johnson: "Come suck my cock and lick my balls bitch."
Mrs. Johnson: "Mmmmf, is that, mmf, balsamic vinaigrette on your balls?."

Mr. Johnson: "No bitch, it's ball-sack vinaigrette"
Mrs. Johnson: "MMMm, smear some of that shit on my ass when you toss my salad.
Mr. Johnson: "My pleasure, bitch."
by Mr Harry Johnson May 1, 2010
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dunkin the ball sack

I was dunkin the ball sack in my ol ladies mom last nite.
by Dick Fitzentite July 8, 2009
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Sucks Rat Balls

Man, studying for Finals sucks rat balls!
by Morden June 18, 2008
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Sweaty Ball Towel

Get your Sweaty Ball Towel off my car seat!
by The Foundation September 29, 2010
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