cock sock

More commonly known as a condom

Girl: Did you bring protection?
Guy: Yup, I have my cock sock right here!

by MCA15 February 13, 2017

Cock nozzle

A derogatory term to describe a self centered dumb person of the male gender

Damn man your friend's being a real cock nozzle bro

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

cock-snookered

When a male tricks someone, often times another male, into intimate relations with his cock.

He never even saw it coming. He was just bent over grabbing a dollar bill I "dropped" on the ground, then bam! I cock-snookered him!

by pockets1213 June 8, 2016

Cock Block

When you try to have a sexual relation with someone but someone else tries to ruin it for you

Man: I tryed to fuck my date last night but her friend cock blocked me

by ReaperOfDefinitions June 11, 2016

The alarm cock

Waking up a partner by shoving a dick in their mouth and yelling like an alarm

So my girlfriend was pissed because I woke her up with the alarm cock

by Lynimarie February 13, 2018