Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis

A very very very very small penis

Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.

by GuyMontagFourFiveOne October 24, 2022

penis weight

The weight of ur erection

My penis weight was 9 Ibs and 12 oz last night

by Chiller billy April 25, 2015

Penis

A small leg between your two bigger legs

Chad:Nat where is your penis?
Nat:Chad only males have penises!
Chad:Oh Sorry

by Mr.Chelion May 21, 2020

Crème de la penis

Cum, spunk or sperm

Boy: OMG you just made me crème de la penis

by Lol💋🍬 April 5, 2019

penis

a small or big log connected to a boys body

damn he has a big penis

by kentrellyyc November 17, 2022

Penis Diary

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .

Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020

Penis-Looker Blocker

This high tech device revolutionized the privacy in Men's bathrooms. This device is usually a plastic or metal wall located between urinals to prevent another male from seeing a fellow comrade's penis.

Bob: Dude the guy in the bathroom was totally eying my sausage!!

Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker

by Dr. Punaranktash September 22, 2011