Texoid

a term given to texans, almost like we are making them sound like aliens (they are)
To an average rich man living in his brick house in Moore,
To an average alien living in his trashed mobile home...
Welcome to the south folks.

go eat some burgers texoid

by MartianSupremacist October 2, 2023

Texas

a fag

Sean: "Hey have you met that guy Texas?"
Michael: "Yeah he's such a fag!"

by Dicks696969696969696969 October 24, 2023

Texas Train Station

When one man gauges his urethra to a size formidable enough that a man with a smaller, thinner penis inserts his penis into the pee hole of the larger penis. Aka extreme docking.

"Hey there Billy, I see you've got a pretty tiny dick and it would fit inside of mine quite well, let's have us a Texas Train Station"

by DaddyDrIll December 16, 2023

Text Tripping

Text Tripping is when text messages from each person are being sent faster than they can be replied to so that the conversation becomes confusing and disoriented.

My girlfriend was texting me so fast that when I was replying to the texts it was difficult to match my responses to the correct texts she was sending. She was really confused with all this Text Tripping we were doing

by Texttripper December 18, 2023

Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.

Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?

by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023

Textremist

Someone who is aggressively into books.

Every librarian I know is a textremist.

by ThatPoetChick January 4, 2024

Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.

"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"

by texastophat January 5, 2024