Dwayne: You heard what happened to Peter? He got the Cum Ass Penis Spunky!
Jack: I'm so jealous! I can't believe it!
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by Big Cock 234 December 23, 2020
This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.
I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.
by JoeyBomm March 06, 2023
Penis M&M’s is when a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom
by yungbludslittlebaby February 28, 2021
When a group people with penis(s) engage in PENIS BOWLING they are setting their dicks up as pins while another rolls a bowling ball off a ledge as to land on the men. The last one to leave the group wins.
by lookitup! May 05, 2023
by idontknowF December 20, 2021
The most giant piece of meat you have ever seen in your life. It will leave you speechless and you will not be able to wrap your arms around this giant piece of meat and eventually it will rule the world
by Spaghetti boiis February 04, 2021