A big bag with one cookie in it

When something is so plain it's like a big bag with a cookie in it that has the word "cookie" plastered on it

bro: dude the supermarket was literally called supermarket
you: a big bag with one cookie in it

by lil shart May 10, 2025

Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

Scum bag

Someone who tells another person to sell Dogecoin and not hold!

This scumbag told me to sell high and buy low, and when I sold at .33 it went to the Fuggin moon!

He’s such a scum bag

by Brian Fuggin crawford April 28, 2021

Air bagging syndrome

The habit of taking action prematurely to protect ones feelings.

"Did you hear that she dumped her boyfriend?"
"Yeah but it's not her fault she has air bagging syndrome."

by Spicy orange gals July 13, 2017

bag of dicks

An anonymous prank gag gift from Ship A Bag Of Dicks. An edible bag of gummy dicks.

I sent Bill a bag of dicks from Ship A Bag Of Dicks.

by Jonnynyc March 29, 2017

Boston Tea Bag Party

You go into a room with a bunch of other guys, wearing disguises, while the woman lays on the bed with her mouth open, and you dump 342 teabags into her gullet.

I was thinking about a nice anniversary gift for my wife.
- How about you throw her a Boston Tea Bag Party?

by Jack N. Jit December 5, 2024

Speed Bag The Pickle

Male Masterbation

Seeing those big tits makes me want to Speed Bag The Pickle

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025