Broom Dick

A large penis. The shaft of which resembling the handle of an older broom. Coined by Men in the 2010 era with Large Dicks. There is also a clan known as the BDB aka" Broom Dick Bros"

Random Girl-" man that one nighter had a broom dick'

Other Girl-" Yeah tell me about it"

by BROOM DICK TITS! December 9, 2010

dick jizz

Someone named Richard who's last name is difficult to pronounce. Many a time this person will believe they know what they are talking about when they are totally wrong.

Richard (insert hard to pronouce name) - Im a republican and always think im right
Friend 1 - Hey Dick Jizz, Get the F*** outta of here

by John Lucocks September 23, 2008

dick-goat

(noun)
1.a pubic hair goatee
2.ballsack
used as a vulgar, insulting slang word

"Yo I got a mean dick-goat going on."
"That guy is a total dick-goat."

by Grape Jelly October 20, 2006

dick-hat

Another name for foreskin.

That man still has his dick-hat.

by LeavesKittun September 3, 2007

Witch Dick

The bumps on a man's penis after contracting genital warts, often looking like the warts on a witch's nose.

Brian got the witch dick from Denise and he didn't even fuck her. She just gave him a hot dog bun.

by Skywal80 February 18, 2009

Cleft Dick

A person who is often very rude and derogatory.
A deformity at the end of a penis head.
A stud who gets a lot of sex.

John: Man you are a real loser, who still likes Star Wars.
Frederick: Hey that waasn't nice, Stars Wars was a great achievement. I am a Jedi Master.
John: Man your never gonna get any puttang.
John: Go screw yourself cleft dick!

by pussymonsterdickblocker February 18, 2009

dick itch

a total douche bag, asshole

Look at that fuckin douche...yea he's a fuckin dick itch

by leejoe March 2, 2009