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Brown yo-yo

The act of pushing and then puling a turd in and out of your butthole, as if your turd was a "brown yo-yo."
Hey man, you wanna play Brown Yo-Yo?
What in the actual hell are you asking me this time?
You gotta yo-yo a turd in and out of your asshole. Whoever can last the longest without letting it out wins!
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by B R O W N August 29, 2022
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Brown-wyn (Bronwyn)

A name people use for people named Bronwyn when they mess up the attendance list.
"Is uhhh.. Brown-wyn (Bronwyn) here today?"
by kink_gay69 September 20, 2023
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italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.
by CIAButNot May 14, 2023
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Brown Greg

When a brown based fuck froth gets whipped up and contained by the asshole hair, as a product of par taking in homosexual anal activities with an unwiped asshole, forming a self contained, chocolate mousse-like lubrication system. A true breakthrough for vigorous asshole expeditions.
An unwiped Gregory ejaculated in is hand and rubbed it on Joeys cock whilst being butt fucked, creating a thick and rich Brown Greg for hours of poopy pounding. Disclaimer: may or may not contribute to a Leaky Leo
by T Puddles July 12, 2023
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Brown out

A brown out happens when you miss or can't make to the toilet and shit all over the bathroom.
B Ryan had a brown out in Trip Gee's house. Shit was everywhere, asshole explosion.
by OdinSoundTV July 16, 2023
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Margaret Elaine Brown

Margaret is known for helping others when she got it, but is a Karen. When she feels like everyone owes her something she will work harder shaming people and downing them than she will to get her bag back up. Margaret’s are low key all about them at their lowest and expects others to help when not being their place to do so. They are known to let the worst people come back into their lives knowing that they are money hungry as well and will not think twice about taking something from someone. They will claim to love their children/ family but not believe that what they say will ever hurt them. She will call the ones that she is around, selfish, assholes, pieces of shit, lazy, dick heads etc. Margaret’s will never be satisfied with what is given unless it’s money or people working for them all day. Margaret’s believe that they are always right when everyone has wrongs( but not Margaret’s). They will never listen or help others if they are not praised for it, thanked 24/7, or receiving someone out of it. Their grandchild will not be under their super vision, care, etc due to the lack of trust.
Margaret Elaine Brown. My way, my way or the highway...
by Hayhay.skittles November 2, 2020
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Rhapsody in Brown

1. A shit. Dump. Poop. Caca. Doodie. Butt cruller. Colon Phó. Dookie. Craptain’s Log. Turd. Et shitera.

(A color shift, or word-play on “Rhapsody in Blue,” the title of George Gershwin’s iconic, jazz-infused composition for solo piano and orchestra - which only a perverse individual would use as a metaphor for taking a gigantic emergency dump-a-roo.)

2. The title of McBackdoornugget Gershwin’s not-as-iconic, hyper-sexualized composition for amplified, prepared solo contrabassoon and didjeridoodoo ensemble.

(M. Gershwin was George Gershwin’s conjoined twin who lived inside his transverse colon. He lived until age 14, shortly after celebrating his bar mitzvah.)
1. Salomé von Schtankenburg: “Carthage! You’re 10 minutes late for rehearsal AGAIN. What’s going ON with you?!?”

Carthage McFartface: “BISSSHH I WAS MAYKINA RHAPSODY IN BROWN FOUR YOR INFOURMASHION BISH WEN YOU GOTSSA GOE BISSH YOU GOTTA GO NOW GETOUDDAMYWAYBISSSHHH AYIM NOWW TEN. PLUS ONE MINITZ. LAYTE.”

2. (From The Contrabassonist’s Weekly):
“The seventh-best recording of M. Gershwin’s ‘Rhapsody in Brown’ features the undeniable virtuosity of the legendary Inuit contrabassonist Qalnuuuuuuuknuuuknuuk Smith, whose deep, truly smelly, scatological tone nevertheless penetrates the hearts — and clits — of his listeners. Hats off to the didjeridoodooists, too.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 29, 2025
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