when you tell someone who’s always late the wrong meeting time so they actually get there on time
like if soundcheck is at 4, you’d tell them that it was actually at 3 so they wouldnt miss it
like if soundcheck is at 4, you’d tell them that it was actually at 3 so they wouldnt miss it
by morefuntomiss March 25, 2023
Get the Daisy Standard Timemug. (TRUE STORY - MY STORY - PLEASE DO NOT TAKE)
me - "Taylor"
bff - "Selena"
enemy - "Kanye"
<3 - "travis"
Selena <3 - "benny"
so this happened when I was in 12th grade. me and Selena were literally bffs, intertwined, never leaving each other. we were the bestest of best friends and everyone at the school knew this. Kanye was a serial dater. like one girl after another one girl after another one girl after another. he was dating Kim, and we like were also friends with Kim too but when she started dating Kanye we were sorta pissed ofc. but we weren't rlly mad cause we dont want to be those friends that monitor peoples dating lives. so yeah.
in about 2 months Kanye and Kim broke up and apparently he cheated on her, and Kim confirmed this. we wanted to get revenge. this wasn't anything extremely bad, just showing everyone that he did cheat on her cause everyone thinks he didn't. we came up with the perfect plan to try and let kim and Kanye get back together so he'll cheat on her again. Kim ofc didn't actually like Kanye but she was willing to do this to get him back. we would also expose any other information that he told her.
so Kim found out so many of Kanyes secrets - and then biggest one wasn't that he cheated on her, its that he likes ME AND SELENA and was tying to get benny and travis to not like us anymore. she found this out bc she broke up with him and he said that. so things were getting really out of hand.
me - "Taylor"
bff - "Selena"
enemy - "Kanye"
<3 - "travis"
Selena <3 - "benny"
so this happened when I was in 12th grade. me and Selena were literally bffs, intertwined, never leaving each other. we were the bestest of best friends and everyone at the school knew this. Kanye was a serial dater. like one girl after another one girl after another one girl after another. he was dating Kim, and we like were also friends with Kim too but when she started dating Kanye we were sorta pissed ofc. but we weren't rlly mad cause we dont want to be those friends that monitor peoples dating lives. so yeah.
in about 2 months Kanye and Kim broke up and apparently he cheated on her, and Kim confirmed this. we wanted to get revenge. this wasn't anything extremely bad, just showing everyone that he did cheat on her cause everyone thinks he didn't. we came up with the perfect plan to try and let kim and Kanye get back together so he'll cheat on her again. Kim ofc didn't actually like Kanye but she was willing to do this to get him back. we would also expose any other information that he told her.
so Kim found out so many of Kanyes secrets - and then biggest one wasn't that he cheated on her, its that he likes ME AND SELENA and was tying to get benny and travis to not like us anymore. she found this out bc she broke up with him and he said that. so things were getting really out of hand.
Selenawasdatingbenny andme andtraviswho weren't officially together. we decided to tell the boys about this, and they were ISSED. travistriednot rlly to show it but I could tell he was mad. they told us that Kanye was telling them bad stuff about us to try to get them to not be together with us. so we started planning for revenge but we got a text from benny saying that theyre fighting.
there weren't any teachers cause the fight wasn't that loud and it was just a couple of kids. Kanye then said, "OH, TRAVIS, U NOT GONNA FIGHT? I MEAN, TAYLOR IS REAL FINE...MAYBE ILL TAKE HER DOWN IN A DIFFERENT WAY" he whistled and winked and I WAS ABOUT TO BARf it was so gross.
Travis looked so mad and jumped in to throw punches at Kanye. the teachers finally came and benny was extremely hurt so he was rushed into the emergency room. Selena was sobbing and talking to benny (he probably couldn't hear her tho) about how he shouldn't have done that. travis didn't g et really hurt so I hugged him. and we started dating
the next day he looked really off, also benny was in the emergency room. but travis looked off and I asked him, "whats wrong" he told me he hates the thought of me being with someone else so...he got onto his knee and proposed. i know it sounds weird and WAYYY to early, I thought so too, but I accepted his proposal.
so thats my story time!
xx
there weren't any teachers cause the fight wasn't that loud and it was just a couple of kids. Kanye then said, "OH, TRAVIS, U NOT GONNA FIGHT? I MEAN, TAYLOR IS REAL FINE...MAYBE ILL TAKE HER DOWN IN A DIFFERENT WAY" he whistled and winked and I WAS ABOUT TO BARf it was so gross.
Travis looked so mad and jumped in to throw punches at Kanye. the teachers finally came and benny was extremely hurt so he was rushed into the emergency room. Selena was sobbing and talking to benny (he probably couldn't hear her tho) about how he shouldn't have done that. travis didn't g et really hurt so I hugged him. and we started dating
the next day he looked really off, also benny was in the emergency room. but travis looked off and I asked him, "whats wrong" he told me he hates the thought of me being with someone else so...he got onto his knee and proposed. i know it sounds weird and WAYYY to early, I thought so too, but I accepted his proposal.
so thats my story time!
xx
by jacobelordisrealwife February 4, 2024
Get the story timemug. When a Native American is on their own time schedule and is most likely late or not on time to any event or time sensitive situation. “Jine Time.”
by Sleepy Cub May 30, 2018
Get the Jine Timemug. peanut butter jelly time
Peanut butter peanut butter jelly time baseball bat baseball bat ohway-ee-at ohtheh-yee-go
Peanut butter peanut butter jelly time baseball bat baseball bat ohway-ee-at ohtheh-yee-go
Describes the use of any social media platform to write "peanut butter jelly time", or any variation thereof. The account used must not be linked in any way to the perpetrator's own account. To be a true PBJT, the unsuspecting victim of this act must have unwittingly left him/herself logged in. This act is not a true PBJT if it is accomplished with the use of known login info. The joy in PBJT-ing comes from the knowledge that the victim left him/herself vulnerable to the act.
Can be used as a noun, verb, or adverb
Origins of this phrase and all related phrases such as "peanut butter jelly-timed" #peanut butter jelly timing" and all other variations can be traced back to Alexandra Kenny Treen, and her use of this within the Radcliff family in Felton California in the early 2000s. The term spread throughout Radcliff circles, and has been used locally and internationally to this day.
"Dammit Allie! You peanut butter jelly timed me again!"
Can be used to denote any form of social media account 'r*pe' but only if the user of this term is aware of it's origins.
Can be used as a noun, verb, or adverb
Origins of this phrase and all related phrases such as "peanut butter jelly-timed" #peanut butter jelly timing" and all other variations can be traced back to Alexandra Kenny Treen, and her use of this within the Radcliff family in Felton California in the early 2000s. The term spread throughout Radcliff circles, and has been used locally and internationally to this day.
"Dammit Allie! You peanut butter jelly timed me again!"
Can be used to denote any form of social media account 'r*pe' but only if the user of this term is aware of it's origins.
by AK199295018 September 15, 2019
Get the Peanut Butter Jelly Timemug. A period in life were it is a new age. It is comparable to the Paleolithic Time age but Neolithic is the New Stone Age.
by Bacon_Fortnite November 19, 2018
Get the neolithic timesmug. It's the 1800s....
"NIGGA GET MY SOCK PUPPET"
"Okay white man."
"Damnit i'm a racist cracker cuz i'm a slave to the times"
"NIGGA GET MY SOCK PUPPET"
"Okay white man."
"Damnit i'm a racist cracker cuz i'm a slave to the times"
by DirkHundersin May 20, 2014
Get the slave to the timesmug. by Jrjnjr May 26, 2022
Get the oke time to gomug.