am kid

An abbreviation for "I'm kidding".

friend: ur mom died
me: WHAT
friend: am kid

by iXCanabelyzeXi March 20, 2022

Stimulus kids

Small groups of minorities who drive civic's, lowered car's, or cadillac's with 22'' chrome rims.

Hey Tony did you hear that one of the stimulus kids from work wants to race my corvette?

by funnyman12345 July 14, 2010

Scene Kid

Commonly mistaken for emo. Any emo kid who dresses emo for the style, not the feeling. If you're not sad and "emo" you're just a scene kid.

Scene Bitch: OMG I was at this party and I was so drunk! LAWLCAKES goood times!
Emo Bitch: Shut up scene kid *Cry cry*

by poopyface mgee March 25, 2009

Fortnite kid

A child who only play’s fortnite all the there usually skinny no life’s or fat no life’s and they never go outside and they have no friend and fortnite is the only thing they talk about

You only play fortnite what no life fortnite kid

by Ejeisisjiwsi November 21, 2022

ipad kid

the most musty crusty ass kid you'll ever meet you will find apple sauce or some mixture of food on their ipad, you can tell whos a ipad by the clothes they wear, their shirts are cocomelon or baby shark or a creeper sweatshirt and their pant are blue always blue. amkes sure they dont take your phone what they say before they take your phone is '' do you have games on your phone" then they add finger prints all over your phone

my brother is an ipad kid!

by Quandale_dingle the 3rd June 1, 2022

The bad kids

The people at work that are always being snitched on and usually don’t get along with the kiss asses.

That’s where they send all of the bad kids.

by SiL3Nt J September 12, 2023

Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.

Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.

by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011