Dumb Nut

Very dumb/ retarded

Your a dumb nut.

by Fungus monkey June 25, 2023

No Nut November

In November, try not to eat nuts, like peanuts and hazelnuts.

I can't eat peanut M&M's too? Aw man, No Nut November is the worst!

by MrLoser74 December 8, 2022

Plucking your nuts

Sitting around doing nothing, not making yourself useful, procrastinating

Jared stop plucking your nuts dude, you have homework to do

by Jared Taylor March 28, 2022

Deez Nuts

A joke personally to troll friends, family or randoms online.

A well known meme.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know Candice?”
Person 2: “Who’s Candice?”
Person 1: “CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?”

by KNOWYOURFACTS June 2, 2021

Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.

Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”

by GoodRep May 3, 2022

Nut

A fluid that can be referred to as "nut". Many people like to swallow the nut, women in particular.

I just swallowed nut yesterday!

by Nutmaster420 June 11, 2019

Nuts 4 Nuts

Common usage: A type of street food cart predominantly located in New York City. They have bags of (caramelized/candied)mixed nuts that deserve 3 Michelin Stars, but you get sick of them if you eat too many, which is probably why they don't have the 3 stars.

Uncommon usage: Another way of saying "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." exclusively between men. It is, however, a regional dialect, used almost exclusively in Southern New Jersey, and has a subtle connotation of toxic masculinity.

Hey man, wanna go drop by the Nuts 4 Nuts later? I have 5 bucks and the biggest munchies you've ever seen.

Yo, Nuts 4 Nuts? You won't.

by thewalkingwaffl April 5, 2022