Fluffy Nutted Erection

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.

by randomgirl182 October 9, 2012

Shit nuts

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.

Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.

by The great.. OMG its nearly 420 February 7, 2012

No Nut November Official Pass

You can get a no nut November pass for each week that you haven't nutted (This also includes 0 to puberty). This is one of the only ways to get this pass but it can also be gotten like this. Get a girl to give you one or don't nut for a month.

Hey bro did you get the No Nut November Official pass.
Yeah I have 396 of them

by Curiosity's November 28, 2023

Coca-nut

A sexual act in which a man who is receiving fellatio holds down the sub's head just as he is about to nut, while simultaneously administering a bump of cocaine to the sub.

I gave her my signature move last night... the coca-nut.

by D13DR0 April 13, 2022

thees nut

A different way of saying deez nutz. This one is actually funny.

Thees nut.

by naughtytexting June 5, 2016

Nut Tucker

A man who dresses or acts like a character from " The Nutcracker".

Where is your nut tucker girlfriend? She looks so handsome you say. She tucks them back right?

by Stayflo November 23, 2022

stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition

One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts

by davidm998 May 25, 2016