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Nut Job

A boob job for gay men. When a man rubs his penis against another man’s sac reaching climax.
“My boyfriend gave me a nut job last night.”
by ieattoehair March 15, 2025
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Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.
After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.
by princelothric March 11, 2024
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Nut Push™

A two minute blitz attack by a faction in a war game.
We can beat this team with a Nut Push
by SniperCat October 25, 2014
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French Nutting

When you're making out with somebody during sex when nutting at the same time
Person A and Person B were full on third base, their tongues intertwining and suddenly out of nowhere Person B felt he was about to Nut. So Person B did, right in the middle of their climaxes, AKA FRENCH NUTTING
by Pocky Theif September 4, 2016
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Nut job

When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her
by Ghost buster nutter November 3, 2020
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nut

the white shi that shoot out ya dick when you beat yo meat like a lame ah yn
oh SHIT, im boutta nut
by zaybae22 November 21, 2021
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Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.
Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.
by volleymac December 9, 2008
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