kidding

In some circles, it is the act of having sex with baby goats.

Usually in a respectful manner.

"Uh, hey, were you recently having sex with baby goats?"

"Why, yes, I was just kidding."

"I don't really have any hobbies. Just kidding!"

"Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm kidding!"

by Poopel July 5, 2024

The flyest kid on the internet

The flyest kid on the internet is Austin.
Instagram: austin.luk
YouTube: AustinLukh

Wow he actually is the flyest kid on the internet.

by austin.lukh July 6, 2024

Sir Kid Starver

A nickname given to Sir Kier Starmer by some in the UK after he decided that he didn't want to support Free School Meals anymore.

Have you heard, Sir Kier Starmer has u-turned on Free School Meals. He's more like Sir Kid Starver now!

by CatRyBou July 6, 2024

Like an iPad kid

Originally from the "Cough like an iPad kid" slang from 2021 (referring to Generation Alpha and the tendency to cough with their mouth and tongue visible while on their tablet as young children). However, the 2024 version of iPad kid revolves around filing in the "..." with any verb and then laughing and saying "alrighttt", in the same tone as Jynxzi, immediately after in the form of ironic comedy.

The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.

This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.

*Jason sneezes*
Max: They're saying you sneeze like an iPad kid
Jason: Alrighttt

by Vineetx July 7, 2024

voyager kid

Someone who harasses you and your friends at school

Person 1 “I hate voyager kid he’s a perv who keeps calling me ‘gothy domi mommy”
Person 2 “fr he is a perv”

by Milo eats rocks July 9, 2024

Kids

Hey, I would die and kill over a lot of things and you just aren't going to give a shit if I kill an incel.

Hym "It isn't that I want to kill your kids... It's that I want to kill the guy responsible for doing this to me this so badly that I will gladly kill your kids as a proxy if you are going to chose to defend them. Which you have. And it isn't me who's responsible for it because I don't give a fuck what I did that makes you think this is justified... If I am the impetus for your actions... The people who started it were doing it and it spread before I threatened anyone. So, what's the deal here Jordan? What's it going to be?"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

PBS Kids Blooper Kid

A PBS Kids Blooper Kid is someone that uploads videos like Blooper Videos and like tv channels like PBS Kids and this kid probably is using scratch, Just use AidenTV as a example and if you have one at school The Kid is probably annoying

Person 1:Hey My Little Brother is a PBS Kids Blooper Kid
Person 2:Mine is too!

by aidentv July 20, 2024