Red Shag Band

Red is a lapdance. (:

"Snapping the Red Shag Band is a rainbow kiss"
"Eh naw pal, It's a lapdance"
"Oh okay then. "

by Pinky.(: November 30, 2009

Red velvet

For her: You're that B*tch
For him: You’re him

She is red velvet asf

by yrmom March 27, 2025

Red flagger anti-avo toaster

Basic bitches that think everyone else be basic bitches. Also, they just don’t appreciate the flava’s of the best ingredients ever!

Can someone please shut off the noise of those red flagger anti-avo toasters. They seriously be killin’ my vibe!

by Avo toast lover June 17, 2022

the red moses

Its when a man takes laxatives and shits till he bleeds and the girl spreads his cheeks and licks it.

Ian took laxatives and was shitting blood when nikkie started to spread his the red moses.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 6, 2015

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

red carpet

losing streak in valorant

Me: Bro Shag Jek
Bhavesh: Why?
Me: Valorant bro
Bhavesh: Lol, Red Carpet?
Me: No shit Jek, wah sot bhai

by Takoshi Makalashidi July 14, 2022

Red Storm

A digital pedophile, mainly on people 13+

"Aw man, just found out my friend is a Red Storm."

by King of Monsters Universe N July 18, 2024