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Hamster Hot-Tub

A Hamster Hot-Tub or HHT is a sexual act preformed to satisfy a woman.

First a man and a woman engage in intercourse. The woman is on her back and the man is on top. Halfway during intercourse the man pulls his cock out of the woman and then pours a hole bottle of lemonade into the girls slack hole.

The man pours it in until the lemonade is filled to the brim. The man then grabs hold of a hamster and puts the hamster in her hole, so that the girls flaps are up to the hamsters armpits.

The hamster will wriggle around and enjoy their makeshift jacuzzi. Also it gives a lot of pleasure to the woman.

An optional addition: You can assist the hamster by helping wash his hair by providing some makeshift shampoo. The man can aim his penis at the hamsters head and then ejaculate. The woman can help by rubbing the hamsters head to rub in the shampoo.
I’m going to surprise the misses tonight and give her a Hamster Hot-Tub
by Righty Tossbag March 14, 2020
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White-hot Junior

An untapped twink, unexplored territory, virgin ground waiting to be PLOWED.
I better get that White-hot Junior before it ain't junior no more.
by Banana Hammie October 20, 2020
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English Hot Pocket

An anal sex position in which the recieving partner defecates on the shaft of the delivering partner. The waste is then used as a form of lubricant untill a climax is reached.
Sarah: John and I performed an English Hot Pocket last night and it smelled like a rotting carcass when we were done.
by englishhotpocketmaster October 19, 2010
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hot lips hoolahan

the definition of "hot lips hoolahan".... when you lather your condom up with hot sauce and then fuck a chick.....hence hot lips....
hey i know shes into some kinky shit.... i gave her a hot lips hoolahan last night. she was definatly into it!
by Jacob H.C. May 21, 2008
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Cleveland hot waffle

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket
The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up
by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019
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Hot Cheeto Girl

The term “hot cheeto girl” refers to the loud girl in the back of the classroom, who is always snacking on hot cheetos or takis. Usually a woman of color, (mainly hispanic or black), hot cheeto girls wear thrasher shirts, checkered vans, and ripped jeans. They can be seen with their hair in a large bun and their edges done. They usually have long acrylic nails. Hot cheeto girls can be heard calling their friend to, “come here, bessfriend!”, or saying, “and that’s on period!” Being very protective of their “bessfriends”, hot cheeto girls are always ready to fight a bitch.
hot cheeto girl: hey, come here, bessfriend!
bella: me?
hot cheeto girl: yeah!
bella: *is very happy, because being called bessfriend by a hot cheeto girl is the best feeling in the world*
by kindagroovin February 26, 2020
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Hot Boy Designz

Place full of idiots, rippers, faggots who think theyre god like "Arson" (a fucking loser), and many more who suck the cock of the owner "Paris Holly".
hotboydesignz.com sucks..yep.
by xtremet December 9, 2003
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