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nasty brown octobers

when you accidentally shit on your expensive shoes
person 1: oh no i just shit on my shoes by accident
person 2: were they expensive?
person 1: yes they were yeezy red octobers
person 2: now theyre nasty brown octobers
by a handicap. December 1, 2022
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Lazy Brown Eye

A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold
I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table
by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021
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Brown Russian

When you spit vodka directly into a close friends ass hole in order to achieve a quicker state of inebriation.
Holy shit balls kevin just gave me a brown russian
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brown gravy twitch

when you have to shit so bad, all you can do is sit, stand, or pace and twitch; typically experienced in situations when a bathroom cannot be accessed
*standing in line at the store* "Man, I ate too much for lunch, now I got the brown gravy twitch."
by Becquiqui December 22, 2013
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infinite brown glitch

when you take a shit and the the fecal residue won't come off no matter how much you wipe
guy 1: "dude i was taking a shit and i got the infinite brown glitch"
guy 2: "damn"
by theinfinitebrowner May 5, 2024
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kentucky hot brown

letting a turd log bake in the sun until it’s hardened then sandwiching it between two pieces of sourdough, smothering in gravy and consuming it
I’d like to serve my dad a kentucky hot brown!
by kentuckyhotbrownfan69 May 5, 2024
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