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Time Zonist

A Time zonist is a person that holds what time zone you are in against you.
Hey the boss is a Time Zonist he doesn't like people from other time zones.
by brgiad May 17, 2021
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Time

the thing that goes lightspeed when we play but slows down to the speed of a turtle when we hate the event happening such as school
uugh why is time go brrr when i play minecraft!
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Patience Time

Time designed to your girlfriend and not spent playing Xbox with your stinky friends.
“Hey Abram, get on Xbox”
I can’t right now, it’s Patience Time”
by lollipopdrop May 21, 2021
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Waste Of Time

A waste of time is what you're doing right now, but I know you want to read. Right now, you could be browsing a way to cure cancer, maybe even win an olimpics. Whatever just be productive, don't read this. Oh, well seems like your life is useless apparently to you reading this without a break nonstop, wanna play a game outside- oh wait you don't know what the word "outside" means.
Now you thought the waste of time was wrong right? Well sad to say but.. it isn't.. So why are you here? Is there a giant gold medal, perhaps you will get a noble prize for most time wasted? NOPE just wasted life cycle. Now please go... GO PLEASE whatever seems like you don't want to leave.. well this text is almost over meaning you have to in.. 3. 2. 1. HAH GO now
by Arandomstupidperson May 22, 2021
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Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.
These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
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TV Time

(noun) The TV guide/magazine displaying the various Homestar Runner cartoons. On the cover there are headings for various features on Homestar Runner cartoon characters.
TV Time; Eatin pie and gettin' doppy!
by Bigfatnobody October 19, 2003
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glock timing

wooskiru: “yo jr on glock timing”
503yah: “say wallahi
Jr: *starts throwing chairs in the air*
by The realest non cappah August 21, 2024
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