Society built around kids

He needs to have his house bombed. See if he blames Hamas.

Hym "Ben's 'Society built around kids' is nothing more than breeder idolatry and self-aggrandizement by proxy. They will do or say anything to justify harvesting the rest of us for resources. They'll do it without remorse. They'll defer whatever gratitude the feel FROM WHERE IT SHOULD GO to their 'God' (Which is nothing more than the romanticized anthropomorphization of their own moral superiority delusion) and this is evidenced by what they're doing to me. This is what the delusional incest cultists do. They harvest you. And then they pat themselves on the back for doing it. They delude themselves into believing that it serves some greater purpose but in reality all of their kids just die, except, later. It amounts to nothing except to increase MY suffering to mitigate the suffering of their kids. And because IT'S A LITERAL SPIRITUAL PYRAMID SCHEME... It bottlenecks at the top. So, harvesting me is only going to benefit the rich people's kids. In creating A.I. I've done more for you than they ever will."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024

Gacha kid

Someone who used to watch gacha but has since left the community and usually has a insane glow up.

“Why do gacha kids turn out so pretty?”

by Juul1aa June 16, 2024

Skibidi Toilet Kid

A child, typically under the age of 10, who is absolutely obsessed with Skibidi Toilet. This can be seen as the early stages of a child being afflicted with Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.

Guy 1: Bro, your brother is always on that fucking iPad watching Skibidi toilet.

Guy 2: Pretty sure he’s a fucking Skibidi toilet kid.

Guy 1: Oof. Sorry for your loss, dude.

by another unoriginal online name June 23, 2024

iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.

“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “

by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024

youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D

the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.

by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024

sephora kids

one of the most annoying group of gen alphas ever, they're usually girls and they take trips to Sephora regularly to get skincare & makeup that's not even meant for them. they also harass the employees & random strangers

me: *taking a thing of retinol from sephora*
sephora kids: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE RETINOL!!!!11!
me: bruh

by cooolestpersonalive July 2, 2024

AI Kids Gameplay Youtubers

People running a YouTube channel that use popular kids trends and make popular kids characters (Example: TADC, etc) to make gameplay videos of them playing games. They make AIs talk over the gameplay, and there is always multiple people taking the roles of characters. Theyy put PNGs of the character in one of the bottom corner and they basically use the popular characters brand for likes

what even is this. This is Brainrot. I bet it's some AI Kids Gameplay Youtubers.

by zzmario July 4, 2024