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Penis

Either you're a child, or an adult that acts like a child. Anyways, a penis is a male reproductive organ, which means it only appears in boys. The penis is used for sexual intercourse, which is the conception of another human being. The penis is both used for sexual intercourse, and urinating. Also, I recommend you don't put anything inside of it. it'll hurt like hell. And yes, that is based on experience.
John-"Dude, my penis burns for some reason."
Danny-"Haha get fucked"
by MyNameIsTotallyNotSam April 14, 2022
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Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender
jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*
by octopicock April 15, 2022
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Shahin’s penis

A guy who is referred to as a Shahin’s penis has an unusually shaped penis. This penis not necessarily below average size however, it definitely can be.
Haha did you see Greg’s cock? He had a total Shahin’s penis.
by StarlaXThrew876 April 15, 2022
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Penis

A leg that excretes acid and works as a milk jar
I just sucked my penis

Must've been delish!
by Stinkyboobs April 18, 2022
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by dhebwidfk April 20, 2022
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Penis

A male exclusive body part. Its wobbly so you should hold it in place while you are taking a piss.
Some random kid drew a picture of a penis in the school bathroom,
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