one eyed bald man in a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

thats one fucked up nigga

A 'fucked up nigga' is someone who got rushed by multiple roadmen and comes out looking like a guy who got run over by a bus. For emphasis you can extend the 'fucked' into fuuuuuuuuuuckedd.

Woah mate thats one fucked up nigga.Fucking hell.

by SumNiggabro November 14, 2017

One thousand three hundred thirty seven

The equivalent of leet, or 1337, yet better since I am the only one who use it and am the sole creator of said phrase.

Lame: ROFL LOL LEET XD
Leet: Whoaz, one thousand three hundred thirty seven, man.

by Pikace April 16, 2004

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If someone is trying to proove a point , but really has no idea what they are arguing , they might use this phrase "Do one legged ducks swim in circles?", it will throw the opposition for a while until the realise that no they dont , that would be stupid , thus is only good for short term evasion.

subject change is recommended before they realise :)

Fred:"so you actually understand quantum physics??"
Sam:"Does a duck with one leg swim in circles??"
Fred:"umm ??"
Sam:"look at the weather!!"
..
..
much later ...
Fred :" hey wait a minute , no !!"

by Duck expert May 27, 2003

One eyed, blue veined custard chucker

A splurge of Jism through one's penis

Need I explain any further

by Darren B Fry October 29, 2003

I only fear BTS stans and no one else

A common phrase originated from Twitter, by the locals (general public) after seeing the intentional and often times unintentional and displays of power of the also called BTS Army. The phrase, got popular after an interaction between @jovanmhill and @jamescharles, where the later threatened the former with a lawsuit and got "I only fear BTS stans and no one else " as a reply.

Note: One should only fear BTS ARMY, (BTS stans) if one is disrespectful to the fandom or the band, they tend to be peaceful but you will feel their wrate by millions if you make that mistake.

JC: This is absolutely not funny. Delete this immediately or my lawyer will be in contact.

JM: Let's do it baby I know the law.

JC:...
JM: I only fear BTS stans and no one else.

by 18andou18 June 14, 2019

Draw me like one of your french girls

An internet meme of sorts. The original phrase spawned from the move "Titanic", where the line is said to Leonardo Dicaprio. This phrase is used in conjunction with photos of characters usually laid out in sexually suggestive poses.

*Spiderman laid out on the ground*

"Draw me like one of your french girls"

by Just One More Contributor October 12, 2011