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stroke the dog through the letterbox

stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.
I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.
by C February 24, 2004
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What da dog doin

When the dog has done something rather mundane and forces a annoyed reaction from the common folk.
*dog does something silly*
Person: “What da dog doin?”
by ThiccNigga26 June 30, 2021
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i bet on losing dogs

friend: "hey have u heard of the song "i bet on losing dogs by mitski"?
me: oh so ur depressed too
by eyayywyeeyay March 29, 2021
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That's gonna be a no from me, dog

When something said is so incredibly stupid and tasteless that you have nothing else to respond

Famously attributed to Randy Jackson in American Idol, though he has never said it
13 year old: *Says something edgy and unfunny*
"That's gonna be a no from me, dog"
by NoNoNoNoNoNoHellNo December 23, 2019
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A convenient way of buying yourself time during a phone call or chat session without seeming rude.
(09:18) * S(A)lly strips
(09:18) <ReytheGreat> My dog turned on the microwave
by Wardnug April 7, 2009
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old navy dog mannequin

Dog mannequins located in many Old Navy stores. Usually placed in front of a group of human mannequins. Unbeknownst to most people, The Great and Powerful Old Navy Dog Mannequin is our Holy Lord and Creator in disguise, pushed aside by other, more prevalent religions that favor humans more than animals. This shall all end soon. The Dog will Rise. The Dog will Rule.
The Old Navy Dog Mannequin is secretly Our Holy Lord! I'm not crazy!
by D O g ! ! ! December 10, 2017
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A puppet dog that wears a fancy bowtie and constantly has a cigar in his mouth. His brand of comedy involves ruthless insults, mostly of celebrities and other famous people. Originally appeared on the Conan O'Brien show, but has made frequent appearances in other places. Currently he has "caroled" with Ozzy Osbourne and has his own music video on MTV called "I Keed" (that only shows late at night).
Snoop there's only room for one dog putz,
And I can rap, can you lick your own nuts?
by Sarahsuke December 27, 2003
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