The Cheese Touch

When a mans Penis has crusted allmost moldy layer and he pulls it back to see it and touches it without washing his hands after

Yo dude
yea
my friend tom gave jamal the cheese touch

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda January 3, 2026

Cheese bagging

When a female has a yeast infection and sits on a guys face.

That guy is such a douche, I am totally cheese bagging him.

by Captain Squirrel January 4, 2026

Butt cheese

When you get sperm in your butt and it’s solidified the smell is described as rotten eggs if it comes out, it comes in a thick gooey substance

Bro, I need to clean my butt cheese

by Dystopian Willy guys January 7, 2026

Dih cheese

Also spelled dick cheese. It means smegma, which are cheesy substance composed of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture that occurs in male and female mammalian genitalia. In males specifically, smegma collects under the foreskin, hence the term dick cheese.

Q: I ordered some pizza, but for some reason they smell like shit.
A: That's dih cheese, dipshit.

by VinHoeOfficial January 8, 2026

Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese

Man I gave the chick a mean Chicago Chili cheese dog this weekend.

by Crispy713 November 22, 2021

cheese grater racoon

A disturbing peice of content that got some zoophilias exposed in the furry community. A racoon that did something with a cheese grater. The racoon got a cheese grater stuck up it's butt, a person was pulling out the cheese grater. Gore is an understatement.

'Did you hear about the cheese grater incident?' "Oh, you mean cheese grater racoon, unfortunately, yes."

by Purple Demi venison January 16, 2025

Cheese Louise

Serving the cunt of Louise stuffed with mozzarella Parmesan and cheddar and American and pepper jack and American and ‘merica and a side of cheddarsnutsinyomouth and another side of clit-aura-s

Waitress: you ordered a cheese Louise?

You:with cheddarsnutsinyomouth on the side😙👍

Waitress: one LIPlicking good meal!

by Logan hugil January 24, 2025