smoking cheese

When you have old weed that you have completely forgotten about , and choose to finally smoke it

Damn bro I found that old nug in my sweat pants , def about to smoking cheese today

by Harvey Birdman , Attorney September 27, 2021

Cheese

cheese is a yellow substance used for anal penetration, it usually comes in the form of “dick cheese” which is very unattractive

“yo”
“hi”
“sup”
“do you have tourette’s”
“yes”
“eat my dick cheese”

by ann <3 September 28, 2021

poo-poo cheese

a bad or unenjoyable thing, event, or smell; derived from the powdery film left under your fingernail after having scratched the upper part of your buttcrack and not having showered for a while.

"Man, that last game of Mario Kart was poo-poo cheese! I only got hit with red shells the whole time!"

or

"Oh my god, that smells like absolute poo-poo cheese."

or

"I'm playing insert game here like ass today."
"Yeah man, you're poo-poo cheese right now."

by poopoochzman September 29, 2021

weaselly cheese

someone who continously fards in a bag, to later ferment it into a scrumptious meal

weaselly cheese, jharvent: snorts coke
dhar mann: what's up dhar mann fam

by big boy eats September 29, 2021

Chee-toes

An as yet unclassified family of foot fungus, where the defining characteristic is a similarity in fragrance to a certain popular cheesy snack food.

Bill: “Dude… Do I smell Cheetos?”

Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”

by ThereonymousBosch July 12, 2021

Blue cheese baja blast

When you put blue cheese on your brown rim and fart until the the blue cheese tints yellow.

We decided to make a new chip dip for the super bowl, blue cheese baja blast.

by indigo pup July 14, 2021

Cheese Platter

A situation on a man’s underwear where quantities of dried semen are on them.

“Damn dude woke up to a real cheese platter in my pants this morning”

“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”

by Cheezers July 18, 2021