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push monkey

A style of intercourse most commonly used by the welsh, it involves sticking your hand from below a females waist and beneath the groin, thrusting using the leverage from your exterior motor created by a bend in the arm on your balls to generate speed.
"I was watching this porno in my backyard and this guy was doing the push monkey on this MILF."
by jahart666 June 10, 2015
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The Brown Monkey

When a woman has her legs wrapped around a mans neck with a banana in his mouth and she sticks it up her arsehole
Sarah wanted to get kinky tonight so she found a banana and wanted to do the brown monkey
by Stan cockin December 20, 2018
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sorry monkey 大肚臍

A slang to say sorry in a casual way . 大肚臍 Is read as "Die Told Chi"
A : Oh you stole my chocolate right ? 😠
B : Sorry monkey 大肚臍
by Fusefuse July 18, 2017
mugGet the sorry monkey 大肚臍mug.

Dirty monkey

When you use ghost accounts online to get higher rank in video games.
Danny was straight pulling a dirty monkey on Street fighter 2 online. Now he’s gold ranked in like less than a week.
by 775notown March 19, 2023
mugGet the Dirty monkeymug.

Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020
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Piss monkey

A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey
Piss monkey.
What?
You’re a piss monkey dumb fuck
by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021
mugGet the Piss monkeymug.

Monkeying around

When a group of people or an individual is dilly dallying, messing around, or doing any suspiciously inappropriate behavior.
Hey you remember when Aziz and Akhil were monkeying around that day? They were sure getting wild back there!
by RPDS Demo August 29, 2023
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