Time travel

when people travel to other places and times

(e.g. when a person from 3018 goes to the year 1995, that would mean time travel)

by TREncryption May 29, 2018

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tit time

That time when you feel a twitch so your missus shows you her tits, because they are awesome.

"Hey Jordon, its 22:10, you know what that means, tit time!"

by TJaldro69 May 4, 2017

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Tunnel time

Tunnel time: the act of going indoor skydiving in order to gain experience & sense of comfort before attempting the real thing.

Our tinder dates were really confused when we handed them helmets & they'd need it for tunnel time.

by Mystic Bean Lord July 5, 2022

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When two partners in the act of coitus reach orgasm at the same time. They would say that they “same-timed.” This is enjoyable to both partners as they have synced their orgasms to reach peak climax simultaneously.

Partner 1: “Hey, did you just?”
Partner 2: “Yeah. Did you...”
Partner 1: “Yup. Did we just same-time?”
Partner 2: “We did.”

by Sexplainer1 February 8, 2021

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Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

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