brown f-boy

f-boys from indian/south asian descent. Typically consists of people trying to look better after puberty. Starter pack includes: Perm/Combover with mid skin fade, fake cuban link chain, airpods pro in one ear, beard, air forces and earrings. They try to attract females but ultimately fail, so they end up with each other.

'bro is that a perm'
'yeah man im tryna be a brown f-boy.'

brown f-boy by thearabindian March 13, 2024

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

Brown Magic Marker by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

Brown's Law 

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

Brown's Law by MRB703 April 15, 2024

Brown's Law 

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

Brown's Law by MRB703 April 15, 2024

Brown Javelin 

When you defecate on a dildo and throw it at a long range, your partner tries to catch it in their mouth.

"My friend stole her mom's dildos so we played a game of Brown Javelin."

Brown Javelin by popkxw May 5, 2024

brownclown 

To stick your finger in your butt, then stick it in someones ear.

Brown Clown Is Wet Willys Dirty Cousin

After i gave my girlfriend a Dirty Sanchez i followed up with a BrownClown to make it a combo move

brownclown by 01Sensei01 May 7, 2024

Bronson 

Masculine, old school, strong, brutally handsome, and a great ride. Really just a great EBike!

"My Bronson EBike is so powerful, it looks great too and the battery lasts forever"

Bronson by Il Bruto May 10, 2024