Cheese Muffin

The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").
I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.
by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 16, 2024
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A bowl with sweet scrambled eggs with melted cheese and a tortilla at the top. Eat up.
I very much love an Egg and Cheese Quandilla Bowl mixed with some hot sauce and worpnec sauce!
by CheesyDinos December 03, 2023
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Irish Cheese

1. When a cheese has been aged for song long that it is completely covered in green mold.

2. The farts that an Irish man gets when he drinks too much
1. For appetizers, father time offered us Irish Cheese and crackers.

2. Timmy O'Sullivan was hit with a bad case of the Irish Cheese on the drive back from the pub.
by MNEman14 November 07, 2010
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Cheese Hat

The cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese worn by the toughest of men the hardest and the ones with the biggest muscles there is also a cheese hat for women to wear the cheese hat you must be muscular or your spleen will die
The cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese
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Cheese Hat

Only cool dudes wear a cheese hat
A hat that looks like cheese worn by the coolest and strongest of men a cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese worn by celebs rock stars and big tough men
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Cut in the cheese

When a man willingly jerks off until his dick turns red hot and proceeds to slice it into a woman's pussy like a knife through a piece of cheese.
Bro, last night I put a cut in the cheese.
by Have a dick September 01, 2021
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Feast of Seven Cheeses

The custom of eating a variety of cheese for Christmas Eve is a practice in many communities, especially those celebrating with serious seafood eaters. Participants are welcome from all cultures and religions that support the consumption of cheese.

The roots of the feast of seven cheeses lie in Eastern Pennsylvania — some say Conshohocken, others say Easton, and yet others claim it ranges from Philadelphia all the way to New York City.

Early foodies used to bring a few cheeses or dips to enjoy while family members dined on a variety of land and sea creatures. As time passed, cheese boards became more elaborate with thoughtful pairings and unique accompaniments.

This "festa de luce" also marks the moving on from the winter solstice, as the shortest day is now behind us and we can look ahead to more light and brighter days.

The seven cheeses symbolize health, prosperity, gratitude, love, family, friends and labor.

There is no consensus on which types of cheese to include, though a typical lineup might be:

*A fresh cheese, like mozzarella, burrata, chevre, ricotta or fromage blanc
* Cheddar
* Gouda
* Blue
* A soft creamy style
* A hard aged, like a Parmigianino Reggiano
* House favorite

Accompaniments can vary from specialty crackers and breads to jams, cornichons, nuts, sugared grapes, olives/tapenades and more.

It truly is "la dolce vita."
The Feast of Seven Cheeses is celebrated on Christmas Eve.
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