Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.
*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*
by sgfminecraft00 October 07, 2017
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Cum Guzzling Thunder Cunt

This is simple. It is Daniel Wells.
“You cum guzzling thunder cunt!!”

“Oh, you mean Daniel Wells?”
by Rihannanourt November 10, 2019
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Easy cum easy go

Someone with premature ejaculation problem. He cums and goes well.
"Be careful, he's an easy cum easy go. He's doing 'cum speedrun' any%"
by CPU65028080CPU January 01, 2023
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Cum Crustacean

When one has dried semen in their ear canal.
Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.
by Danegrress August 09, 2017
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cum gar

a jar of cum. cum gar. typically said by people with low blood sugar or sleep deprived people. CUM GAR !!! CUM GAR!!!

it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants

or it can just be to spice up a situation
Person 1: wow i’m so bored i wonder what this situation needs right now

Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR

person 1: HAHAAAAHAAHHAHAA

person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA
by littlepeebottle December 09, 2020
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Cum Ripper

When you ejaculate and put your dick pack into your pants. As the remaining cum leaks out and dries you have to rip it free from your underwear.
Didn't wipe well after sex. Had a real cum ripper when I changed my boxers.
by Big Dick Chef February 16, 2024
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