El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

Penis

a penis is a floppy white/black thing between a man's legs

Man: I have a penis

Man 2: I know it's pretty floppy

by Bry_00_lew December 30, 2020

Penis nose

When uneducated people try to contour their nose and it looks so muck like a penis that men feel gay for looking at it

“Nick looked at her nose and I was said she had a penis nose and then he had to say no homo cause he felt gay”

by Xoxox. Penis girl May 23, 2020

Small Penis Day

The day where men with minuscule penises are born. March 11th

Look friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)

by SebastianP March 25, 2024

Penis

Ew

You have a penis? ew

by anonymous February 5, 2022

thunder drum penis

A thunder drum penis is a penis that has broken free of its bounds and reached realms of size unimaginable and seemingly impossible in the 3d plain. No man has a thunder drum penis, a penis of that raw aura is just too ridiculous.

mike - "you hear about the thunder drum penis?"

jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."

by jibolba November 22, 2019

PENIS

When some one has a penis

Penis

by P3niiis June 7, 2021