Friendship Dick

My friendship embodied by the only thing all people love: dicks.

I shoved my friendship dick in his mouth, then it turned into consensual rape.

by grand_dad October 10, 2018

friendship dick

friendship personified by a cock, what everyone loves

i shoved my friendship dick in my partners loving butt

by grand_dad October 10, 2018

friendship

friendship is when you have full SUPPORT from a friend. friendship is NOT bitching about them behind their back. it is defiantly NOT telling your "friends" that their problems are fake and spreading rumours about them. a friend never creates a diversion so they look better, but honey your new best friend has no friends not even you. go home bum fudge.

friendship is not this :

debby : can you stop being so childish?
mofo : can you?
debby : childish? *sarcasm*
mofo : you know what annoyed me yesterday? when you said i was crying for attention, but what do you do when you walk away with your nails in your arm?!
debby : i do that so i dont do things like this *insert punch here but its missed*
(debby is the nice one)

by urmumiscoolsoyeah October 12, 2018

Friendship Hug

A friendship hug is where an individual will hug another person and stealthily stick a finger up the other person's anus.

*hugs*

Guy one: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Guy two: What bro? It's just a friendship hug. You know, 'cause we're best bros.
Guy one: YOU JUST STUCK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS!
Guy two: Chill bro! Friendship hugs are the best kind of hugs.

by Da.real.space.cadet December 13, 2018

friendstitute

A friend that you reward for their humor or pleasant conversation with money, snacks, etc.

Sebastian is a friendstitute, he sent me the funniest text so I bought him a big ass cookie.

by memorycrew January 24, 2019

Friendship rules

Rules that you make up in a friendship

Me and my best friend made up friendship rules

by Lardner February 5, 2019

friendship burger

A friendship burger is the kind of burger you get with a friend. This phrase is the best way to note that your burger-getting is platonic and friendly in nature. The antonym to "sexy burger" where one shares a burger date with someone with whom they share sexual ideals.

Bebe: "But for real, if you want to grab a friendship burger sometime, let me know!"
Ver: "Yeah, lemme just wait til I'm done with my diet this month"
Bebe: "Cool cool... just wanted to make sure you didn't think I wanted to get a sexy burger with ya, friend!"

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 23, 2019