Dirty Willie

When one man sticks his index finger into his colon and wiggles it around until it is covered in feces and then jams it into the ear of another unsuspecting man, preferably hobo

(can also be preformed on a woman if shes one of thos ugly lesbians)

I tickled john powers's brain with a dirty willie

by Ben Preston December 1, 2006

Dirty Patel

You are doing a girl in the 5 hole (arse) -- you pull out and stick your finger(s) in to scoop some shite out and apply to the forehead of the girl -- as a bindi.

Once done, you throw your hands up in victory, because you have made the girl a Dirty Patel.

First I showed her my Dirty Patel, then I made sure she joined the club.

by Patelinator6969 September 11, 2004

Dirty matias

A Sexual encounter with a Mexican nigga that ejaculates in 2 minutes. Will be the worst sex of your life. If your getting a dirty matias they Will Bite your foreskin off and share it with the homies.

My boyfriend just pulled another dirty matias , I swear he’s speedy!!!!!!

by Harry styles🍆🍆🍆 April 14, 2020

Dirty Annie

Pulling one cone of marijuana then re-packing the cone and ripping that too. All in one breath/No exhaling.

"Damo it's your rotation, Dirty Annie?"
"Reece stop being a bitch and pull your Dirty Annie"
"Hidden kush rules dictate a Dirty Annie must be pulled for newcomer cone"

by Jeromebro October 7, 2017

dirty potato

The origin of the word is found in the culinary world where one mashes a potato while keeping the skin crushed along with the potato, thus making the potato seem to be "dirty." However, when eating these potatoes along side a girl who is strikingly beautiful but suspiciously anxious to hop in bed, one can clearly make the connection that is the definition of a "dirty potato." As you gaze at the soft, pleasant, tasteful aspects of the potato one can look up and find similarly beautiful aspects of the woman. However, when you get a taste of that sometimes bitter, unclean, downtrodden from years in the dirt only to be pulled from the ground to be enjoyed as a breif taste sensation... but suprisingly delightful and pleasing, only think back to the night before, when you both were engaged in the most vile and depraved acts of sexual misconduct you were ever lucky enough to be a part of, and one will finally see the true meaning of "dirty potato."

Good Lord, she did that?!!!?!??!

What a f***ing DP (Dirty Potato)!!!

2 quotes from one of the words creators:

"Yo, Im gonna be hittin' up some serious DP action tonight..."

"We're rollin' deep with DP's tonight."

by Kent Rockefeller April 6, 2004

Dirty Nicol

There is no such thing as a dirty Nicol. Nicol is pure and clean and beautiful.

Nicol is wholesome, there is no Dirty Nicol

by Footleen June 22, 2021

Dirty Kachow

When a girl is sucking your dick and as you cum you say kachow while simataniously busting in her eye to give the impression of lighting McQueen.

Last week I gave that chick a dirty kachow and she slapped me after, so I kicked her out my house.

by The inventor October 9, 2018