Kazoo Butt Man

The Man who created the sound effect in Donkey Kong Country when you kill a bee. it sounds like someone farted into a kazoo. this sound cannot be reproduced by anyone except kazoo butt man. he is also found on Fried Chili Cheese Dogs.
people are also found to kill themselves immediately after the concert because they know nothing else in their life will be as great.
the concert only lasts 1.5 seconds, and is one time only.

man #1 - are you gonna see Kazoo Butt Man in concert?
Man # 2- Yeah, and then I will immediately kill myself because I know nothing will ever be as good as that for the rest of my life.

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by FCCD's nuts February 6, 2012

cyber butt sex

When you anally penetrate your computer screen during an interaction Via cyber.

"I was DMing Matt through Twitter and I wanted to have cyber butt sex".

by Pterodactyl June 29, 2015

chicken wing butt

having the shits so bad that it stings like you have chicken bones stuck in your asshole.

"God damn, my ass hurts so bad when i shit."
"Sounds like a case of chicken wing butt to me."

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

banana butt sex

when people have butt/anal sex with a man, and they have the sudden urge to shove a banana up their own ass so they can enjoy double penetration. The Double penetration is your dick in the guys ass and the banana in your ass.

I fucking walked in on my friends have banana butt sex. Fucking fags!!

by shawn May 27, 2004

Butt Fuck Egypt

Austin Mohr

Austin Mohr: Bangladesh? That's in the middle of butt fuck egypt.

by roadrunnaaaaa November 28, 2010

what what in the butt

Adjective

Similar to the train wreck phenomenon in where you witness or experience something horrific but are powerless to stop.

"Those vegan cupcakes were what what in the butt. I couldn't stop myself."

by Brook S. April 8, 2008

butt licking machine

A machine that licks your butt for you so you don't have to. It also works for licking your homo freinds ass, or for licking your dog's hairy ass.

It was invented by your mom!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

Yo what up dawg my name is g-pizzle on yo nizzle, fo' shizzle. My freind just bought his homeee a butt lickin' machine from yo momma a'ight. You piss of you horse P.I.M.P.!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

by butt licker for president '08 February 28, 2005