Almost as aggressive as it's aquatic counter part... the natural enemy of white budgie smugglers, being itself a more aggressive version of the turtle neck or Prarie dog...
by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

by Poofartsniffer July 22, 2022

by Safe House March 27, 2021

when you have explosive firey diarrhea in a females mouth, duct tape it shut and tickle her untill it come out her nose.
by gay_of_hood_river November 20, 2021

person 1: oh no i just shit on my shoes by accident
person 2: were they expensive?
person 1: yes they were yeezy red octobers
person 2: now theyre nasty brown octobers
person 2: were they expensive?
person 1: yes they were yeezy red octobers
person 2: now theyre nasty brown octobers
by a handicap. December 1, 2022

(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.
1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.
2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.
3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.
2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.
3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.
by RichardBachman August 5, 2013

The personification of bravado and gaslighting. People who are Browning believe they're about to close the deal of a lifetime or rizz the bouncer to make the night of their mates' lives. If you can hear the dice roll for a charisma check that you've most likely seen someone Browning.
(Bouncer) No entry, mate, we're full.
(Browner) Coooommee onnnnnn maaateeee, we'll pay double the price for entry and only stay 15 minutes.
(Bouncer) Sure thing Broski!
(Mere Mortal lucky to be in the vicinity) By Jove he's Browning!
(Browner) Coooommee onnnnnn maaateeee, we'll pay double the price for entry and only stay 15 minutes.
(Bouncer) Sure thing Broski!
(Mere Mortal lucky to be in the vicinity) By Jove he's Browning!
by Walter Breaking Bad White May 15, 2025
