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purple monkey virus

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by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer February 22, 2022
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Monkey

When you see one of these cotton pickers tell them about how you fucked their mom last night
"Hey Jamal, you sure are a monkey!"
Jamal:"fuck off albino"
by I♡hotmonkeys December 12, 2022
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Mumbai Monkey

Similar to the sand monkeys the Mumbai Monkey is a city bound monkey brought up with the smell of shit and Indian
Person 1 “Ewww do you smell that Mumbai Monkey?”

Person 2 “No that’s just my friend Sarika.”
by Shawarma123456789 December 15, 2024
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Monkeys and Parrots

Personal belongings, such as Luggage, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.

Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs.
come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.

Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!

May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’, both are acceptable.
by Copterboy December 24, 2024
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Monkey Futz

to be a fucking monkey, "a noi-nch"; a theif, robber or just an average-everyday good for not a damn thing police officer!
You're an ugly Minkey Futz! Motha' Fuck.
by Control Room November 23, 2003
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monkey king 2

"yo do you know monkey king 2?"

"yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"
by mick <33#2984 June 17, 2022
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monkey dust

Monkey dust is also known as MDPV and comes as an off-white powder which can be swallowed, injected or snorted in UK
'Monkey dust': What is the drug 'causing a public health crisis' that induces hallucinations, paranoia and dulls sensitivity to pain?
by masterworks October 23, 2020
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