The Keim Time Special

When trying to bang a chick goes wrong and she calls the cops so you pull the switcheroo with identity and let your buddy take the heat.

"I was trying to bang this chick in Mexico and when she called the cops I gave her the Keim time special and dipped out"

by Basic Rich December 16, 2022

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Merry-Time

What The Admiralty Above wants all Their Children to have when They share Fellowship with other Mariners.

First Mariner:

"Heavens to Jamestown, Jim... ain't seen You in Years! Where in hell have You been?"

Second Mariner:
"Me? I thought You were Lost, Louie... Man I'm glad to see You!

First Mariner:
"Well I didn't arrange this Reunion... must have been the Admiralty Above just Arranging a 'Merry-Time'!

by Cap'n Coinkydink December 31, 2021

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Time Cock

Someone who has a scrawny nag of a cock and cums within 1-12 seconds of intercourse

Zach has a real time cock, he can’t stay in bed longer than 12 seconds

by Zach’s Bare Ass October 01, 2019

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THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self

that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 02, 2020

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Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

by Charlielove777 <3 June 05, 2011

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