Gay Wall of China

A physical barrier made to separate a bed for two or more homies to lie in and not be considered gay. The crossing of this barrier results in the offenders classification as gay.

Whoever crosses the Gay Wall of China gets the belt

by Ongman October 29, 2019

DAN WICH IS GAY

DAN WICH IS GAY: Tends to be the most homosexual creature in the world hard to find. there is only one in existence he walks the world looking for its prey. Fucking/Sucking off every person in sight.

DAN WICH IS GAY WHY THE FUCH IS DAN WICH, GAY

by 51% ArchBishop July 22, 2018

your mum gay

the conversation ender of the century. if used in the right context is life ending. i have only used this ever once and legend says that the victim is still in a coma to this day!

joe: haha you smell like my uncles noncey slippers.
me : ooo that one stung a little but watch this.....
me : your mum gay!!!!!!!!!!!
joe: *collapses and falls into cardiac arrest and eventually a deep coma*
me: haha joe suck deez nuts.

by joe_uncle_is_a_massive_nonce July 16, 2020

Super Pop and Gay

When a band which is fairly indie and underground with only a small cult following gains popularity and a larger fanbase. The band's songwriting may or may not go down in quality.

The Postal Service is super pop and gay.

by Eric April 10, 2004

Toxic gay pride

The new toxic masculinity. When someone assumes you’re homophobic/transphobic because your child doesn’t watch SpongeBob (gay animated icon) or wear rainbow. Getting angry because you’re not gay too. And acts like you’re the bad guy.

David: why doesn’t your child watch SpongeBob ?

Jayce: because their not even one years old yet and not alert enough to watch an older kid cartoon.
David: that’s bullshit. They’re old enough to watch SpongeBob. You just don’t want them watching SpongeBob because he’s a gay icon now.

Jayce: No, they’re attention span is too short. They only like big bold shapes and slow learning.

David: that’s not true at all! They can watch SpongeBob.

Jayce: SpongeBob is for 8 year olds or older… baby is too young.

David: *goes into a long rant about old town road being about gay sex and how it’s so popular, but people don’t realize it’s about gay sex and letting their kids listen to it.*
Jayce: Yeah, maybe. I like that song. It’s a really good song.

David: your child is old enough for SpongeBob!

Jayce: bro you’re too toxic gay pride. Back off.

by Thehamsaeye June 7, 2023

Gay cliff diving

When two straight males are depressed enough to make the decision that old age isn't going to take them out. So they buy out their local drug dealers, put all of the drugs into a finely mixed milkshake. Stick 2 straws in that cup and start their last journey with a mouth full of meth, coccaine, numerous pharmaceuticals, and sea salt and carmel flavored ice cream. After consuming the heavily drugged mixture of ice cream in liquid form they then tie their long penises together in a double fishers knot and simultaneously do a cartwheel off of the biggest cliff in the state of Virginia hopefully leading to the death of both gentlemen without shitting on each other which happens quite frequently when someone passes away.

Did you hear about Jim and Adam going gay cliff diving the other night. I heard they got the job done without either of them defecating at all. Classy to the end.

by Jimmie Choo May 8, 2023

gay-play buddies

The friends that you can act gay around without them judgeing you.
they may even act gay back.
this does not mean that you are gay but just joking around about it.

Mathias: let me tickle your butthole.
Øystein: ok, but only for a kiss.
Jonas: can i get a kiss too?
Mathias: Jonas you know we are just gay-play buddies right?

by OnionBass February 14, 2020