no-tap zone

An area containing a high concentration of females uninterested in being penetrated by men, such as a lesbian bar.

Dude 1: Hey man, that joint's packed with pussy!
Dude 2: Don't even think about it dude, that's a dyke bar. Total no-tap zone.

by ffnz July 5, 2010

Asian-mom zoned

When a guy is after you and keeps nagging you like an Asian mom.

Girl: This guy kept texting me so I asian-mom zoned him.
Girl 2: Right on!

by peechybliss March 18, 2020

friend zoned

A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:

nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex

The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".

Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.

John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.

by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012

ankha zone

Pornography. It's just animated porn of Ankha covering her nipples with her arms while riding the villager in her house.

Person 1: Dude I just busted a huge fucking nut to that ankha zone shit
Person 2: lol furry

by I NUCKING HATE FIGGERS September 26, 2021

Finkel zone

alternative to friend zone

I've been in the friend zone so long I'm thinking of reclaiming it as my territory and naming it the finkel zone.

by Dallas Harding July 10, 2010

fuzzy zone

When you're unsure in what relationship stage you're in with someone of the opposite/same sex. Similar to a flirtationship.

'Oh I feel that we're in the fuzzy zone.' 'What?! No man, it looks like you guys are into each other!' 'But I feel I'm in between the position of a relationship and flirtationship.'

by paulismyname November 27, 2013

God Zoned

(1) The event of being rejected as a relationship partner for religious reasons.

(2) Being friend zoned for religious reason.

(3) being friend zoned...because jesus

bro: she said she wanted her relationships to be "biblicaly okay"

Bro 2 : dude your god zoned

by the dearly ditched August 6, 2014