Wizard Sleeve's

A sex position. Starts of by guy shoving two fists up the woman's vagina. He widens his arms, then goes for the anal with his feet. Once he has his feet in the anal, he continues to slide his upper thigh all the way up the anal, while the two fists are still in the vagina. There for, after this position, the girl will be left with two holes as big as a wizards sleeve.

Guy 1:Dude, I gave her wizard sleeve's last night.

Guy 2: Nice! Did you get your thigh all the way up her booty?

Guy 1: Yeah it took like 30 minutes though, shit is fucking hard.

by Unforgiven Master September 19, 2009

Wizard

Verb: The act of zipping up a teammate's fencing jacket for them.

Sally, wizard me please?

by Clarkstown January 5, 2010

Wizard

Someone who drinks raspberry ice coffee with cream and one Splenda at Dunkin' Donuts.

You, my good sir, are a wizard.

by Daven4 November 30, 2010

Wizard Talking

Originated from Adventure Time episode: Season 4, Episode 6 Beyond this Earthly Realm; when Ice King makes his monologue into the TV

Its when someone makes a long rambling or speech or some sort that is confusing or pointless, and mostly directed to themselves. It is most often a very trippy speech.

Guy 1: What is the meaning of life, do we all just live to die? What purpose do we specks of grain against the surface of this great blue circle possibly have to with our own fate?

Guy 2: lol wtf bro

Guy 1: oh sorry bro just wizard talking to myself

by nyoung64 July 2, 2012

bearded wizard

1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine

do you think we'll see a bearded wizard?

by pixelfairy March 4, 2011

bum wizard

An anal magician. The King of the colon. A man who enjoys uphill gardening and the pleasures of naked, young men. Give him a pert boy bum and watch him make things disappear in it.

Steve only bend over to pick up the soap and Simon made his entire willy disappear in him. Total bum wizard.

by El Horritt January 4, 2017

Wizard Stew

An infusion of magic mushrooms and cannabis in hot water.

I took butter, minced magic mushrooms, cannabis, a bit of ginger and made Wizard Stew.

by palegrant August 5, 2011