Self-Occupied

A self-loving prick who loves him/herself so much that he/she would ruin the world around him/her because of his/her immediate interests only leading to his utter destruction because he couldn't take the time to walk over to the ash tray and put his cigarette out because he saw some pretty girls to go be a jackass to, in turn, leading the city's field to catch on fire and the girls throwing him into that fire for being a jackass.
Ergh, that guy is so self-occupied.
Dick.
by DannySG November 21, 2008
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self-hater

An idiot with so great a self-esteem issue that he or she is bigoted against members of his or her own race, gender, national origin, religion, or culture.
What a self-hater! She's whiter than snow yet she not only thinks she's black, she has the unmitigated gall to tell me I'm the hater because I have a problem with those who won't accept themselves as they really are.

I'm tired of conservative women, self-haters who parade around telling us women shouldn't vote.
by Stop the Pendulum August 09, 2005
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Self-Fail

Making fun of yourself, or in Newspeak, it's irony.
Dude: "You should be a n00b for Halloween."

n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."

Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."
by Dr. Strangelove123 October 24, 2009
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self-gaslight

When you deny your own actual experience and lie to yourself to convince yourself that something you actually know in your heart of hearts to be true, ISN'T actually true.
Jenny self-gaslights because she has convinced herself that the guy who has cheated on her twice will not cheat again even though he texts other women and is still very active on dating apps.
by Advanced Bitches June 27, 2020
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self-shaft

In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.
Calc 3? I'm taking that self-shaft next semester.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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Self deportation

The act of expelling yourself from the land you reside.
Mitty Romney supports Self deportation.
by Suxbawlz January 24, 2012
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