Zachary Owen Johnson

A man stuck in time that has seen Judgment Day and lives the rest of his life as a proselytizing monk, showing kids the way of Preterism, and his cock
Yo I just watched Zachary Owen Johnson ABSOLUTELY ANALLY RECTALLY DESTROY James in that debate
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Candace Owens

A Conservative Black woman who defies the racial norms and stereotypes set in place by the hypocritical liberal left by standing on traditionalist and constitutational values. An influencer, author, talk show host, and political commentator, Owens often triggers those who's minds have fallen to the belligerent political left.
Person: "Man, I think I'm a conservative."
Other Person: "What! But... you're black! You can't be conservative."
Person: "But Candace Owens is black and conservative."
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owen sick lee

Big Chungus if he had Naimish-sized diets.
"We found a new gravity field in outer space that's stronger than the Sun's"

"Really where?"

"In Uranus"

"Oh must be Owen sick lee"
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Owen Clark

A very weird guy with a very wierd personality. He makes a bunch of corny jokes and thinks hes very funny. He’s part of the OSC and cofounder of the OSC
“Owen Clark is so corny

“Owen Clark’s jokes are funny 😂”

“Owen Clark is very weird
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Henry Owen Davies

Oh I'm gay
*corrects* I'm Henry Owen Davies
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Owen the King of Simps

an Owen who crowns himself as being predominantly more important than all other simps and recommend all persons of the opposite sex to pleasure him
"Owen the King of Simps is remarkable"

"Yes"
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Owens (urban legend)

A hybrid rat mutant spotted commonly throughout Southern Ohio theorised to live in sewer systems, creek beds and thought to have feast on fatbergs and shit puddles these mythological creatures leave a sickening thick gut wrenching stench were ever they travel they are also known to reproduce a sexauly and speak in a mysterious static like language, and if you are around them beware of radioactive poisoning they drink melted lead and a mixture of chemicals to produce their acidic internal fluids .
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