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hows the weather up there

A shitty question that someone who is enjoying much warmer weather asks a person who is still enduring the frigid temperatures of winter in March and April.
As she lounged on a beach in Cozumel sipping a Margarita during April Spring Break, Sherry called her sister in Maine and asked "hows the weather up there ?".
by hfdmama March 23, 2017
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weather vane

To put your finger up your ass and pull it out to find the direction/ strength of the wind.
Let me just weather vane to see where the wind is coming from.
by dead hours November 9, 2009
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Weather announcements

Today's forecast will include the following:
Some definite blizzards of server crashing,
A drizzle of lag and instability,
A pile of repairs,
And perhaps a long-overdue server change.

See shit, crap, beekin, and twink.
Person one: Oh, shit! Furc just went down!
Person two: ...And, what else is new?
by Blah December 14, 2003
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Weatherspooning

To emulate the unsolicited drunken emotional outbursts often seen performed by the lower classes outside the popular chain-pub on the Stroud Green Road.

Works best when inserted spontaneously in the middle of an otherwise mild-mannered conversation.
Example of Weatherspooning:

A – Would you like a cup of tea?

B – No thanks, I’m fine at the moment.

A – (Shouting) Oh, whatever! I don’t give a shit anyway! (Then all quite and heartfelt) You just don’t care about me anymore... Why can’t we be more like those normal people?
by MinderMob April 19, 2009
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slash weather

indecisive, inclement weather. a combination of horrible precipitation that is cold, wet and windy all at once. generally used bitterly.
"what IS this weather outside? it's raining, but it's freezing rain and windy, but it turns into slush with a side of ice."--miriam

"it's SLASH weather, as in sleet/snow/rain/ice. i hate it."--walsh
by Mike B. Walsh December 15, 2008
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weet

Person 1: At last, I just beat the game!
Person 2: Weet!
by krai November 15, 2010
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Heather Weather

The cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named Heather.
Dude 1: Dude, I'm going to go down to the Beer House tonight to tie one on.

Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?

Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!

Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*
by Uvula February 17, 2010
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