Christopher Vega is a man who will love you no matter what situation you are in. He is the most gorgeous, handsome man youll ever meet. Christopher Vega is known for his attractive eyes and lips. he is also known for being attractive. Once you see a christopher Vega, you wont get your eyes off of them because of how handsome they are. he is also known to be the funniest and loyan man ever. he is the prettiest boy youll ever meet.
y/n : i wish i can be loved. can we date?
christopher vega: okay die bitch lol, i have a girlfriend.
christopher vega: okay die bitch lol, i have a girlfriend.
by 123346sesamestreet July 21, 2023

by Tdog0304 March 9, 2023

A person that is gay, a femboy, mentally disabled or someone who can't stop masterbaiting to anime girls. You would normally find them in multiple places like a orphanage, fatherless households or special education programs. People are still trying to find a Vegas who does match any of these characteristics and that there probably isn't.
Person 1: "Hey have you seen that kid from special ed".
Person 2: "You mean vegas, I think he's in that room".
Person 2: "You mean vegas, I think he's in that room".
by wanker6713 May 3, 2022

The common people phenomenon in Las Vegas where people have the best abs, buns, thighs, pectorals, calves, & bodies but haven’t spent the same time/attention on their face.
Look at that guy in the pool over there he is so sexy. That body....let’s hope when he turns around he doesn’t have “Vegas Face.”
That girl laying over there tanning by the Bellagio pool has a beautiful body; until I walked by and saw she has a bad case of “Vegas Face.”
That girl laying over there tanning by the Bellagio pool has a beautiful body; until I walked by and saw she has a bad case of “Vegas Face.”
by Koshell September 23, 2020

Everybody: Men can’t get raped
Fallout New Vegas Cicada: Yall forgot about me
Everyone: Fuck you Cicada we all hope you fucking die
Fallout New Vegas Cicada: Yall forgot about me
Everyone: Fuck you Cicada we all hope you fucking die
by SupercalifragilisticGoon June 10, 2023

When you’re in Vegas and it hot as fuck and no matter how much water you drink you’re just so dehydrated
by Jamalballs July 30, 2025

by Chief Waupaca September 4, 2023
