vanilla roller of unknown origin

A random cigarette without any identifiable markings found rolling around in one's car which, upon smoking, tastes like vanilla. Sometimes contains things other than tobacco, such as marijuana, or oregano soaked in vanilla extract. You just never know.

"Dude, what the fuck is this?"
"Looks like a cigarette without identifiable markings rolling around in your car."
"Well fuck me blue and call me Cathy, it tastes like vanilla and asshole"
"Must be a vanilla roller of unknown origin"

by Hayfockuboddy September 29, 2006

vanilla merry-go-round

when 5 or more people are arranged in a circle, the first person ejaculates into the second's mouth, who then ejaculates into the third's mouth and spits the first person's cum into the third person's mouth, and so on. This is repeated until the quantity of ejaculate is such that it is impossible to fit any more in one's mouth.

After an engaging dinner party, resplendent in fine cuisine and witty banter, Rex and Judy invited their guests to partake in a vanilla merry-go-round. The evening was a success!

by keith-tastic January 14, 2009

vanilla

Slang term used by gay men to describe American males of European descent. Often used as code when in the company of unsuspecting straights.

Just because my date is a blue eyed blond doesn't mean that I only like vanilla!

by rici45 March 17, 2010

vanilla gorilla

a white man's fat large penis

damn bro, last night i strangled that bitch my vanilla gorilla.

by jesusssss September 27, 2007

vanilla mudslide

A messy facial that is delivered upon an "individual" by six or more men. This started out as a woman but changed to individual to be politically correct, since there are a lot of really sick homos out there.

Sally was really pissed that what started out as a nice drinking party with some of the fellows from down at the dock digressed into a vanilla mudslide.

"Oh stop crying, Betty...It was only a vanilla mudslide. The chocolate ones REALLY suck."

by Poop S. December 28, 2005

Vail pride

When a vail gets placed on a mans head and they leave it on with pride.

While at work, a vail was placed on Aarons head he wore it with pride and gave us the thumbs up! He was showing great vail pride.

by Vickie V September 11, 2006

vanilla gorilla

the white version of the derogatory nigger. Most of them proclaim and chant that they embrace 20 dicks in their asshole. It's not possible for them to take a normal shower without 20 apes with them. They eat a variety of foods such as eggplants, cucumbers, carrots, pickles, and men. They engage in active gay sex on a daily basis and can produce up to 45 gallons of sperm. People often label their skin as a very light shade of black and often always think that they are related to Great Britain when they are really just from an irrelevant country called Estonia.

not again, a vanilla gorilla.
that vanilla gorilla has slept with all your dads!

by Cookie453 November 5, 2021