unicorns

1. Horses with horns on heads.
2. SEXY.
3. PLEASE BREAK FOR ME

"There are a bunch of unicorns in my house."

by ploopster March 13, 2005

dirty unicorn

Two girls, tracing a penis with their tongues in a sprial effect as if to resemble the indentions of a swirlling unicorn horn.

I had a magical experience last night, Brittany and Molly went down on me with the dirty unicorn.

by CHRISTINADDFE December 4, 2007

unicorn blood

Orange juice mixed with tobasco and one hot shot. Rumored to cause red hair.

I just drank a cup of unicorn blood and it hurt, really bad.

by [e-mail] September 19, 2010

non-unicorn

The classic unicorn known to mankind. It resembles a horse, is usually white and has a long thin twisted shiny cone growing out of its forehead. real unicorns are so mystical they only exist in certain drawings that resemble happy bridges with facial hair and several extra legs.

<B> OMIGOD what is that bridge-thing?
<A> its a real unicorn.
<B> arent unicorns like hors../
<A> shhhhh... you dont understand. those are non-unicorns.

by ash........ketchum April 12, 2008

Unicorn-ing

When someone ties (or whatever you prefer) a horn around his/hers head and sticks it in a vagina.

Once one has finished this process it is called Unicorned.

Bob: Baby wana see what unicorn-ing is?

Marissa: What's that?

Bob: oh you'll see.....

Marissa: WOW! that was great!

Bob: ikr, how do you like being unicorned?

by IPityTheFoo November 16, 2011

Unicorn

A single piece of corn.

I ate a unicorn yesterday!

by Asamusay July 7, 2016

Alaskan Unicorn

When one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it.

Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina

Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head

Why does that guy have shit all over his head?

He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn

That's fuckin' gross

Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...

by Anatomy Class 2010 April 7, 2009