toad fest is annual 2 to 3 day event. In this fest young handsome studs and past primed bald men all gather for a non meaningful celebration. Alcohol sex and drug consumption is used to an absolute extreme. In all of the six years of this ceremony moderation has never been practiced. Every year the are certain rituals performed , so as the setup. The "cage" and the wheel of misfortune. Young woman from all across the the south shore above the age of 18 for consentful reasons. The come for the cheap booze the good times and most importantly a good stuffing from these liqored up men. Fat chicks are turned away at the door every year. The most important fact of toad feast is that this celebration is inevitable it stops for nothing rain sleet hail and police. The music still plays and the boys still lay.
Are you going to toad fest tommorow bro beans? " I go every year faggot, why would I stop now. If you question me about toad fest again I will kick youre neck off."
by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015
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"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
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